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Custom Social Media Content · Small Business

You know you should be posting.
You just don't know what to say.

The Content Drop writes 24 custom social media captions for your business in 48 hours. You answer 10 questions about your brand, voice, and goals — a marketer does the rest.

Get My Captions — $45 Still paying $99/month for content you're not using?  Pay once instead. Written and reviewed by Elizabeth — 15 years in marketing, 200+ small businesses served.
What you receive Custom Captions Drop
24 original social media captionsWritten for your business, voice, and audience
Written for 2 platforms you chooseInstagram, Facebook, TikTok, LinkedIn, Pinterest
Built from your survey responsesNot a template — written around your actual business
Media suggestion for every postWhat to photograph or film to go with each caption
Post timing tips includedBest days and times to publish each caption
Delivered as a Google DocOpen, copy, and post — no formatting needed
$0
Revenue from one campaign · hair salon
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Organic views in 24 hours · zero ad spend
48 hrs
From survey to your inbox
$45
One-time · no subscription

You're not bad at social media. You're just doing a job that was never yours to do.

The blank page

You open the app, stare at the cursor, and close it again. It's not laziness — it's decision fatigue on top of a full day running a business.

The generic AI output

You've tried ChatGPT. It sounds like every other business in your category. Nothing about it is actually you — your voice, your customers, your offer.

The strategy gap

Even when you write something, you're not sure it's working. The hook, the platform, the call to action — it's a lot to get right every single time.

The Process

Three steps.
Zero meetings.

01
Buy

One payment. Nothing recurring.

$45, one time. You receive a survey link by email within minutes of purchase. No calls to book, no contracts, no onboarding sessions.

02
Survey

Ten minutes. Everything we need.

You answer questions about your business, tone, audience, goals, and platforms. This survey is what separates your captions from a generic template — it's entirely built around you.

03
Receive

24 captions. 48 hours.

A Google Doc lands in your inbox with 24 ready-to-post captions: hook, body copy, CTA, hashtags, and visual suggestions for each — reviewed by a real person before it reaches you.

What you get
The Content Drop
Custom Social Media Captions — What’s Included
24 ready-to-post social media captions
Written specifically for your business — not pulled from a template
Written for the 2 platforms you choose
Pick any two: Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, LinkedIn, Pinterest, YouTube — each caption is formatted and toned for that specific platform
Every caption is complete
Hook that stops the scroll · body that connects · call to action that converts
Visual direction for each post
Suggestions for what to pair with each caption — photo, reel, story, or carousel
Delivered in a clean Google Doc
Organized by platform, ready to copy-paste or drop into your scheduler
Written and approved by a marketer
Every order is reviewed by a real person before it leaves our hands — nothing goes out that we wouldn’t stand behind
Total — one-time payment $45
No subscription · No monthly fee · Delivered within 48 hours of your survey
Client story

Sarah has owned her salon for over 20 years. When we started working together during Covid, she had no social media presence and no time to build one. We built her brand voice from scratch — the right tone, the right message, the right consistency. She now posts 2–3 times a week without thinking twice about what to say. When she sent a single email announcing her new location, using the voice and messaging we'd built together, it generated $10,000 in revenue.

Sarah M. — Hair Salon Owner, 20+ years $10,000 revenue · one email
What clients say

“I posted five times using the captions I received. No ads, no boosting. 1,590 organic views in the first 24 hours.”

“Within 60 days of using the Audience Persona I'd doubled my monthly consultations. I finally knew exactly who I was talking to.”

"Every caption starts with your survey answers.
Not a template.
Not a guess."

The survey is what makes The Content Drop different from every AI tool you've already tried. You tell us your business, your customers, your tone, your goals — and that's what we write from. A real person reviews every deliverable before it reaches your inbox. No raw AI output ever goes out the door.

  • vs. ChatGPT
    ChatGPT generates content without context. This starts with a detailed survey about your specific business — it doesn't guess what you do or who you serve.
  • vs. Hiring a copywriter
    A good copywriter costs $500+ and takes weeks. This takes 48 hours and costs $45. Same human touch built into the review process, none of the overhead.
  • vs. Doing it yourself
    You could write 24 captions yourself. You could also do your own accounting. Outsource what drains you and focus on your actual work.
Free resource

The Caption Formula.
Free.

The exact framework we use to write every caption — hook, body, CTA. Enter your email and we'll send it right over.

Check your inbox — it's on its way.

No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.

Common questions

Everything you want
to know before buying.

What's actually in the survey?
Ten questions about your business: what you sell, who your ideal customer is, your brand voice, your goals for posting, and which platforms you use. It takes about ten minutes. That survey is the foundation for every caption we write.
How is this different from just using ChatGPT?
ChatGPT writes based on your prompt — and most people don't know how to prompt it well. The Content Drop starts with a structured survey, uses that context to generate 24 captions across platforms, then has a real person review everything before it leaves our hands. You get strategy baked in, not just text.
What platforms are supported?
You choose two platforms when you fill out the survey: Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, LinkedIn, Pinterest, or YouTube. Each caption is written with the norms and format of that specific platform in mind.
Can I edit the captions after I receive them?
Absolutely. The Google Doc is yours — edit, rearrange, cut, or add anything you like. Most clients use them as-is, but you have full repurposing rights to do whatever works for your business.
What if I don't like what I receive?
A real person reviews every deliverable before delivery specifically to catch anything that feels off. If something isn't right, reach out and we'll address it. We want you to actually use what we create.
How long does delivery actually take?
48 hours from when you submit your survey. You'll receive an email with your survey link within minutes of purchase, and your Google Doc within 48 hours of submitting it.
Our guarantee

If the captions don't sound like your business, tell us. We'll rewrite them.

No questions. No hassle. Just send us a note and we'll make it right.

Ready when you are

Stop staring at
a blank screen.

24 custom captions written for your business. 48 hours. $45, once.

Get My Captions — $45 One-time purchase · 48-hour delivery · Human-reviewed